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In an unprecedented move that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, the Democratic Party has launched a new strategy game entitled "Impeachmentopoly: The Game of Political Bribery and Corruption." This game, which is set to hit shelves just in time for the holidays, promises to "demystify the impeachment process in an engaging and interactive way," according to a press release from the Democrats' newly formed entertainment division, "Legi-Fun Enterprises."

The game, which is inspired by the classic board game Monopoly, sees players navigate the treacherous waters of Washington D.C. politics, aiming to impeach a corrupt president named "Cheatin' Trump" while avoiding the pitfalls of bribery, collusion, and Senate acquittals. Players must strategically navigate the board to collect evidence, rally public support, and outmaneuver opponents, all while trying to impeach "Cheatin' Trump" before time runs out.

"Impeachmentopoly is not just a game, it's an educational tool," proclaimed the chairperson of Legi-Fun Enterprises, Representative Fact-Check Taylor (D-Virtueville). "It's designed to help Americans understand the complexity of the impeachment process, the role of Congress, and the importance of upholding the rule of law in a fun and accessible way."

The game has been met with both acclaim and controversy. Proponents argue that "Impeachmentopoly" is a brilliant way to engage citizens in the legislative process, while critics claim it's a blatant attempt to politicize family game night.

However, the real twist in this game comes with its "bipartisan bonus" feature. Every time a player lands on a square featuring a bipartisan agreement, they must perform a celebratory dance, known as the "Bi-Party Boogie," to encourage cooperation across the aisle. Failure to complete the dance results in a penalty that sends the player straight to "Jail for Partisanship."

The game has already sparked a series of debates on Capitol Hill, with some members of Congress calling for a ban on the game, while others are considering drafting a bill to make "Impeachmentopoly" the official board game of the United States, mandating that every household own at least one copy to promote political literacy.

As the nation gears up for what is sure to be a contentious holiday season, "Impeachmentopoly: The Game of Political Bribery and Corruption" is poised to become the hottest game on the market, promising to bring families and legislators alike together for an evening of fun, educational, and, at times, outrageously ironic entertainment.

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