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In a shocking turn of events that has left political pundits and mobile gamers alike scratching their heads, the United States Supreme Court has declared a hit mobile game, "Revolution Ruckus," as the definitive historical text for understanding the nation's past. The game, developed by the enigmatic one-man studio "Founding Finger," has captivated millions with its blend of frenetic gameplay and a surprisingly accurate portrayal of American history.

The Supreme Court's decision came after a heated debate when Justice "Swipe Right" declared, "This game, more than any dusty tome or dry documentary, captures the essence of our nation's struggle for democracy." The court's ruling was unanimous, with every justice agreeing that the game's innovative use of "loot boxes" as a representation of the Founding Fathers' vision for economic freedom swayed their decision.

The game's creators, who prefer to remain anonymous, have been both bewildered and delighted by the sudden academic reverence for their work. "I just wanted to make something fun that also taught players about history," said Founding Finger in a statement. "I never imagined my game would be used to argue constitutional law."

Scholars and historians have been quick to criticize the decision, with renowned history professor "Dr. Chronicle" stating, "This is a travesty! We've spent lifetimes studying the nuances of our country's history, and now a game that has players flinging musket balls at a screen is considered educational?"

However, the game's legion of fans, who have affectionately dubbed themselves the "Constitutional Gamers," have embraced the ruling. They argue that the game's addictive nature and the ease with which historical facts can be absorbed while battling British soldiers in augmented reality make it an ideal educational tool.

In a further twist, the Department of Education has announced plans to integrate "Revolution Ruckus" into school curriculums, replacing traditional history lessons with interactive gaming sessions. Education Secretary "Gamer Z" explained, "We're in a new era of learning. Why memorize dates and names when you can live them through gameplay?"

As the nation grapples with this new educational paradigm, one thing is clear: the line between leisure and learning has been forever blurred, and "Revolution Ruckus" sits squarely at the intersection. Whether this will lead to a more engaged and informed populace or a nation of historically-addled gamers remains to be seen. But one thing's for certain—the next time you're in a heated debate, expect someone to whip out their smartphone and challenge you to a round of "Revolution Ruckus" to settle the score.

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