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In a stunning turn of events, the mobile gaming industry has reportedly surpassed the U.S. economy's growth predictions for the year, leaving economists in a state of disbelief and Congress in a scramble to comprehend this new reality.

This week, the industry's most influential figure, billionaire gamemaker Hector Thump, announced that his latest title, "Billy the Bazooka Farmer," had raked in more virtual currency in a single day than the entire GDP of the United States in the previous quarter. The game, which features a hyperactive farmer who uses bazookas to clear landmines and harvest crops, has been a sensation among American youth, causing an unprecedented shift in the nation's focus from fiscal responsibility to virtual bazooka carrot Congress

Congress, which had been previously engaged in heated debates over tax reforms and infrastructure spending, found itself baffled by the sudden surge of the gaming sector. Lawmakers, who had initially dismissed the popularity of mobile games as a mere fad, were now frantically proposing bills to regulate the virtual economy, fearing the real-world implications of a digital currency that outpaced the dollar.

Senator Gamelot Pockets, the chair of the Subcommittee on Virtual Economics, held an emergency hearing to address the situation. "We must understand how these digital farms are operating with such efficiency and prosperity," Pockets declared. "Are we facing an economic paradigm shift? Could it be that the real American dream is now owned by a pig named Porkington, featured in Mr. Thump's game?"

Economists, who had once proudly predicted the growth of the U.S. economy with complex models, were now scrambling to recalibrate their equations to factor in the influence of virtual farming and the growing influence of in-game currencies. Dr. Figures, a leading economist, lamented, "We thought we had a handle on supply and demand, but it turns out, the demand for virtual carrots is insatiable!"

Meanwhile, President Slogan Maker, in a rare moment of bipartisan agreement, called for a joint task force to explore the potential of the mobile gaming industry to bolster the national economy. "We must harness the power of 'Billy the Bazooka Farmer' and similar games to create jobs and boost our GDP," Maker stated, while already eyeing a potential sequel to his own popular game, "Celebrity Congressional Dancing Frenzy."

In related news, the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has announced plans to begin taxing virtual carrots and bazookas, leading to a new wave of debates over the definition of currency and the ethics of taxing in-game assets.

As the nation grapples with the new economic reality, one thing is clear: the mobile gaming industry has upended all expectations, and the virtual and real economies are now intertwined in ways that no one could have predicted. The future of American economic policy, it seems, will be played out not just on the Senate floor, but also within the digital fields of "Billy the Bazooka Farmer."

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