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In a startling revelation that has left political analysts scratching their heads and strategy game enthusiasts high-fiving in awe, it has come to light that the Republicans' latest legislative strategy was not devised by seasoned political operatives or policy wonks, but rather by a group of 12-year-olds intensely engaged in a war-themed strategy game called "House of Cardboard Tubes."

The game, which bears an uncanny resemblance to the popular board game "Risk," has inadvertently become a blueprint for the Republicans' approach to legislative maneuvers in the House of Representatives. The game, which requires players to conquer territories, form temporary alliances, and backstab at a moment's notice, has reportedly prepared a group of young gamers to anticipate the unpredictable twists and turns of Capitol Hill politics with an uncanny precision.

The game's creator, a enigmatic figure known only as "General Cheesepuff," claimed that the game was designed to "simulate the chaotic and often nonsensical nature of Washington politics." General Cheesepuff, sporting a tactical vest adorned with an array of candy-shaped pins, explained, "Our game has no rules, only strategic alliances and power grabs. It's the perfect training ground for any budding politician."

The youthful strategists, known within their ranks as "The Mini-Mandarins," have been credited with a series of unexpected legislative victories for the Republican party, including the passage of a bill that would require all U.S. citizens to own at least one pet dragon and a law mandating the annual consumption of a minimum of 100 pumpkin spice lattes.

Critics of the strategy have pointed out that the game's emphasis on conquest and alliances could be a recipe for political disaster, potentially leading to a legislative landscape where the only currency is favors and the only loyalty is temporary. However, the Mini-Mandarins remain undeterred, claiming that their game is simply a mirror to the political arena, warts and all.

As the nation watches with bated breath, the future of legislative strategy seems to be in the hands of those who've mastered the art of war... or at least a really complex board game. One thing is certain: the political battlefield will never be the same again.

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