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In an audacious revelation that has sent shockwaves through the political arena, documents obtained by our fearless investigative team at The Onion Gazette have exposed a classified military program as nothing more than a sophisticated tax evasion scheme. Dubbed "Operation Digital Camouflage," the program, initially presented as a groundbreaking initiative to revolutionize warfare with cutting-edge augmented reality battle simulations, was in fact a clever ruse orchestrated by an alliance of tech moguls and shrewd politicians to dodge billions in taxes.

According to insider sources who wish to remain unnamed for their own safety, the program's futuristic facade was merely a cover for a complex network of shell companies and offshore bank accounts. The high-tech gadgets and virtual reality helmets, purportedly designed to train soldiers in simulated combat scenarios, were actually state-of-the-art tax loopholes in disguise. The program's hefty budget, which had been earmarked for the nation's defense, was secretly redirected to fund luxurious lifestyles for those in the know and to finance a series of lavish galas where political influence and business deals were the night's main attractions.

The mastermind behind this intricate plan, a tech billionaire with a penchant for political power plays, was quoted anonymously as saying, "Why spend a dime on actual defense mechanisms when you can invest in a little digital deception and come out on top? It's the American way, isn't it? Life, liberty, and the pursuit of tax-free prosperity."

The fallout from this scandal has been swift and dire. The military has been forced to ground its augmented reality war machines, leaving them vulnerable to enemy fire and public ridicule. Meanwhile, the IRS, caught off guard by the sheer audacity of the scheme, is scrambling to recalibrate its tax evasion detection algorithms.

In a press conference held earlier today, the Secretary of Defense, a man whose political savvy is matched only by his penchant for military jargon, attempted to spin the situation. "While it's true that we may have misled the public about the nature of Operation Digital Camouflage, let's not forget the innovative spirit that drives our nation's progress. After all, who wouldn't want to combine cutting-edge technology with a little tax optimization? It's efficiency, folks!"

As the nation grapples with the implications of this revelation, one thing is clear: the line between national security and political strategy has been blurred in ways that even the most seasoned satirists could scarcely have imagined. And as for the tech moguls and political elite, they're probably somewhere sipping champagne, chuckling at the sheer brilliance of their camouflage.

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