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In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits scratching their heads in bewilderment, the Democratic Party has announced their most unorthodox candidate yet: a time-traveling war hero from the year 3047. Known only as "General TickTock," this enigmatic figure emerged from a temporal portal during a live-streamed press conference, flanked by a cadre of robotic advisors and a holographic policy team.

General TickTock, who has somehow managed to secure the nomination without ever having voted in an election, promised a future where "the past, present, and future will unite under a common cause: to make America the most temporally advanced nation in the galaxy." His platform includes such warward-thinking policies as "Retroactive Healthcare for All," which would provide medical care based on the most advanced knowledge of medicine from any point in time, and "Temporal Tax Reform," which aims to tax income from future investments at a lower rate to stimulate economic growth.

The General's campaign has not been without controversy. Critics have raised concerns about his potential to alter historical events, either accidentally or by design. "What if he goes back and accidentally makes the Declaration of Independence a haiku?" asked a concerned political analyst. Meanwhile, supporters argue that his unique perspective on history makes him the perfect candidate to lead the country into a new era of prosperity and interstellar diplomacy.

In a bid to demonstrate his commitment to peace and his understanding of the complexities of war, General TickTock recently staged a mock battle reenactment, where he single-handedly defeated an entire platoon of futuristic robotic soldiers—only to make peace with them moments later, declaring, "War is obsolete. Let us instead build a legacy of cooperation and innovation."

As the nation gears up for what is being called the "most futuristic election in history," polls show a surge in support for General TickTock, with voters flocking to the polls to cast their votes in what many believe could be the first step warard a utopian society where time is the ultimate renewable resource.

The General's campaign slogan, "Yesterday's Solutions are Tomorrow's Anachronisms," has become the rallying cry for a new generation of voters who are ready to embrace the unknown and leap into a future where the only limit is the speed of light.

The political landscape may never be the same. Buckle up, America, because with General TickTock at the helm, the past, present, and future are about to collide in a way that will redefine the very fabric of reality.

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