Impeached 2 is an armchair politician's dream. Play today!

In an unprecedented move, the House of Representatives has announced the introduction of a groundbreaking voting system: the Psychic Election Prediction Technique, or PEPT. This futuristic initiative, spearheaded by the Committee on Future-Proof Democracy, aims to predict the outcomes of elections with uncanny accuracy.

Congressperson Clairvoyant (D-NV) unveiled the system during a press conference held in a secret location that only appeared on a map drawn by a blind fortune teller. "Our citizens deserve to know who will represent them before they even step into the voting booth," Clairvoyant declared. "Thanks to our team of psychics, tarot readers, and astrologers, we are now able to predict election results with a 95% accuracy rate."

The PEPT system has already garnered a mixed response from the public. While some hail it as a revolutionary step towards a more efficient democracy, others fear it may strip away the element of surprise and the thrill of the vote.

The political world has been shaken to its core. Campaign strategies are now revolving around courting the psychic vote. Candidates are hiring their own fortune tellers to predict their fates. Politicians like Seer Schwartz (R-OH) and Oracle Harris (I-VT) are leading the charge, boasting about their supernatural advisors and divination tactics on the campaign trail.

Meanwhile, the looming threat of impeachment has taken on a new dimension. The prospect of removing a leader before their term has even begun, based on prophetic visions, has sparked a debate on the ethics of preemptive political action. "If our psychics foresee a future where Senator Mystic (D-CA) commits a heinous political crime, why wait for it to happen?" questions Clairvoyant. "We have the power to prevent it now."

The PEPT system has not only changed the way elections are contested but has also introduced a new aspect to political strategy: preemptive impeachment. Politicians are now not only vying for votes but also competing to dodge the psychic's bad omen.

As the nation braces itself for this new era of political predictability, the Committee on Future-Proof Democracy reassures the public, "With PEPT, democracy has evolved. It's no longer about who you want to lead you, but who the spirits foresee as your destined leader."

In related news, a group of historians and political scientists has banded together to form the Resistance to Psychic Election Tyranny, or RPET. Their mission: to protect the sanctity of free will in the voting process. The RPET has vowed to fight PEPT with their own form of clairvoyance: historical data and empirical evidence.

The race for the future of impeachment and the House of Representatives has never been more unpredictable, yet, somehow, more certain than ever before.

Can't get enough of politics? Play Impeached 2 and become President of the U.S. today!

This article was automagically written, and intended only for entertainment purposes.