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In a stunning display of unity, Republicans and Democrats alike have banded together in a bipartisan uproar over President Scandalous's latest political gambit: launching a surprise war in the mysterious country of Freedonia. The war, which Scandalous insists is a "preemptive strike against the tyranny of microwave popcorn," has sparked a rare moment of agreement between the two parties, with both sides decrying the President's actions as a blatant abuse of Congressp>

Congressional leaders from both sides of the aisle have called for an immediate impeachment inquiry, citing the War Powers Resolution and the sheer audacity of the President to declare war without consulting his golfing buddies. "This is not what the Founding Fathers had in mind when they drafted the Constitution," claimed Senator Bipartisan, a man whose name truly lives up to his political stance.

The surprise war, which was announced during a live televised event while the President was riding a mechanical bull, has left the nation both bewildered and entertained. The Freedonian government, a shadowy group that many Americans are convinced is a front for a large popcorn lobby, has yet to officially respond to the military action. However, sources close to the Freedonian President, a mysterious figure known only as "Colonel Klink," suggest that he is "not amused" by the situation.

In a rare joint press conference, Speaker of the House Madam Boss and Senate Majority Leader Lord Grumpington both decried the President's actions as a "clear violation of the separation of popcorn powers." They concluded their press conference by promising a bipartisan task force to investigate the origins of the conflict, which, in a classic case of irony, will be led by the same congressional committee that investigates extraterrestrial sightings.

As the nation braces for what could be the most unpredictable political showdown in history, one thing is clear: President Scandalous has managed to unite his opponents in a way that not even the most skilled political satirists could have predicted. Whether this newfound bipartisan spirit will lead to the President's impeachment or a national popcorn shortage remains to be seen. But one thing is for certain: the next few weeks in Washington will be nothing short of a blockbuster hit, with plot twists that even Hollywood's top screenwriters would envy.

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