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In a stunning revelation, sources close to the impeached officials have unveiled a novel strategy that combines mobile gaming with high-level political campaigning. The masterminds behind this unprecedented move are said to be a group of political strategists who, after years of navigating the murky waters of lobbying and electioneering, have hit upon an idea so brilliantly simple that it's almost childlike. Almost.

These strategists, who have crafted the image of tech-savvy gurus, have been secretly developing a series of mobile games that are not just a hit among the masses but also a goldmine for dodging taxation. The games, which feature characters suspiciously resembling the impeached officials themselves, are a clever blend of escapism and political messaging. Players can rally their avatars to "impeach the evil tax collector" or "pass the ultimate tax reform bill" while collecting in-game currency that can be exchanged for real-world campaign contributions.

"It's a win-win," smirked one strategist, who went by the alias "GameMaster451." "The people are entertained, we're funding our campaigns, and we're turning tax avoidance into a game. Who knew that dodging the IRS could be so much fun?"

But the plot thickens. Insiders report that the games are also equipped with sophisticated algorithms that adjust the difficulty level based on real-time political events, ensuring that players remain engaged and, more importantly, financially invested in the outcomes of the campaigns. "If the opposition party wins a significant victory, the game gets harder, making it more challenging for players to progress. It's all about creating a sense of urgency and keeping the campaign alive," GameMaster451 explained.

The games have also been praised for their educational content. "Kids today are growing up with politics as a natural part of their gaming experience," said the strategist, who clearly believes that indoctrinating the youth through interactive gameplay is the future of political engagement.

Critics, however, have raised eyebrows at the ethics of using mobile games to fund campaigns, especially considering the opaque nature of in-game transactions. But the strategists are unrepentant. "We're just giving the people what they want," GameMaster451 declared. "A chance to play a role in the political process, all while avoiding the hassle of actual taxation. It's a new era of campaigning, and we're just getting started."

As the news of this political gaming goldmine spreads, lawmakers are left scrambling to catch up with the tech-savvy maneuvers of the impeached officials. Meanwhile, the games continue to top the charts, with players rallying their virtual leaders to new heights of political power—or is it influence? Only time will tell how this novel strategy will shape the future of political campaigning and tax evasion. But one thing is certain: the next time you hear about a political scandal, there's a chance it might just be the result of a high score in a mobile game.

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