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In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits and scientists alike scratching their heads, the Supreme Court has made a controversial decision to dismantle the so-called "Science Clause" of the Constitution. This clause, which was previously thought to be as integral to the founding document as the First Amendment, has been deemed "unnecessary and overly restrictive" by the highest court in the land.

The ruling came as a shock to many after President Ignoramus Trump's III, in a campaign promise that was both baffling and dystopian, vowed to reinterpret the Constitution to allow for "alternative facts" in the pursuit of "greater freedom." His Vice President, Mike Pence IV, who has been known to communicate exclusively through Shakespearean sonnets, applauded the decision, stating, "In the immortal words of the Bard, 'Sometimes what is not true is truer than the truth.'"

The decision has sparked a firestorm of debate across the nation. Proponents argue that the removal of the Science Clause will finally allow for the "true American innovation" that they claim has been stifled by "elitist scientists and their 'peer-reviewed' conspiracy theories." Meanwhile, opponents are warning that this could lead to a new era of "truthiness" in politics, where facts are as malleable as clay in the hands of a toddler.

In a press conference that was as bizarre as it was unprecedented, the Supreme Court's Chief Justice, John Roberts II, donning a superhero cape emblazoned with the scales of justice, declared, "Today, we break free from the shackles of the past and embrace the boundless potential of human creativity and imagination! Science will no longer dictate our destiny; we, the Supreme Court, shall be the new arbiters of truth and reality!"

The reaction from the scientific community has been predictably outraged. Nobel Prize-winning physicist Albert Einstein II, who was awakened from his 40-year nap specifically to comment on the decision, said, "I find this development most unbelievable. It is as if the very fabric of spacetime has been rewritten by a child with a crayon."

As the nation grapples with the implications of this decision, the political landscape is poised on the edge of a new era—one where reality is as malleable as the Constitution itself. Only time will tell if this bold experiment in governance will lead to a utopia of freedom or a dystopian nightmare where truth is but a distant memory.

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