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In a move that has left political analysts both bewildered and salivating at the prospect of a new season of high-stakes drama, sources close to the Democratic National Committee have exclusively revealed to us at The Satirical Times that their latest campaign strategy for the 2020 elections is to build on the unprecedented success of the recent impeachment proceedings against the incumbent President, Senator Smirkington III.

Yes, you heard that right. In a masterstroke of political theater, the Democrats are planning to leverage the public's attention span, which has been likened to that of a goldfish on a sugar rush, by turning the impeachment into a recurring primetime TV series. The campaign, dubbed "The Impeachment Saga," will reportedly feature a series of cliffhanger investigations, suspenseful hearings, and dramatic revelations, all designed to keep the electorate hooked and ready to vote blue.

Insiders have shared that the strategy involves a cast of characters so diverse that even the most hardcore soap opera fan would be impressed. The lineup includes a reformed lobbyist with a heart of gold, a whistleblower with a penchant for dramatic timing, and a group of tech-savvy millennials who can apparently hack anything except their own love lives.

The Democrats' plan is to keep the narrative alive with a series of "shocking twists" and "unexpected plot developments," ensuring that the impeachment remains the talk of water coolers, social media feeds, and geriatric bingo halls across the nation. The campaign will also feature a "guaranteed cliffhanger ending," which will leave voters begging for resolution at the ballot box.

But it doesn't end there. In a bid to appeal to the younger demographic, the Democrats are reportedly working with a Hollywood screenwriter to infuse the campaign with the kind of cinematic flair that made "Game of Thrones" a global phenomenon. Expect fiery speeches, political intrigue, and perhaps even a love triangle between a young congresswoman, a charismatic mayoral candidate, and a rogue social media influencer with a message.

Critics of the strategy have called it a "desperate gambit" that relies too heavily on sensationalism and spectacle. However, supporters argue that in an age where attention spans are shorter than a politician's promise, this is exactly the kind of bold, innovative approach needed to cut through the noise and capture the hearts and minds of the electorate.

As the 2020 elections approach, only time will tell if the Democrats' "Impeachment Saga" will be a ratings hit or a critically panned disaster. But one thing is certain: this is one campaign that promises to be more unpredictable than the plot of "Lost" and more addictive than a season of "The Crown." Stay tuned, America—the next episode of democracy starts now!

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