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In a stunning revelation that has sent political shockwaves across the globe, documents obtained by our intrepid investigative team at The Onion reveal that a consortium of mobile gaming giants, including the likes of "Pocket Change Studios" and "Finger Frenzy Inc.," have been covertly bankrolling the reelection campaign of Justice SwipeRight on the Supreme Court of the war-torn nation of Gamelot.

The plot, as thick and convoluted as the plot of a mobile game itself, was masterminded by the shadowy figure known only as "The Sultan of Swipe," a mysterious investor who has been pulling the strings of mobile gaming companies for years. According to our sources, The Sultan of Swipe saw an opportunity to leverage the addictive nature of mobile games to fund Justice SwipeRight's campaign, effectively turning the Supreme Court into a pawn in a high-stakes game of political chess.

The campaign, code-named "Operation: Thumb War," utilized in-app purchases and microtransactions to funnel millions of dollars into a clandestine account. The funds were then laundered through a series of offshore shell companies, all under the guise of "innocent" mobile game transactions. Players across Gamelot, unknowingly, became pawns in a grand political scheme, tapping their way to a judicial coup.

But the plot doesn't end there. Our sources also claim that the mobile gaming companies promised to develop a new genre of political strategy games, where players could influence real-world events, blurring the lines between virtual reality and political reality. The games, rumored to be titled "Electoral Empire" and "Lobbying Lords," would allow players to manipulate stock markets, sway elections, and even orchestrate international treaties, all from the comfort of their smartphones.

Justice SwipeRight, for her part, has denied any knowledge of the funding scheme, claiming she thought the donations were simply "generous contributions from loyal fans." Her opponents, however, are calling for an immediate investigation into the matter, demanding transparency and accountability from the highest judicial bench in the land.

As the story continues to unfold, one thing is clear: the intersection of mobile gaming and politics has taken a turn for the surreal, leaving citizens of Gamelot to wonder if their next tap on the screen could be casting a vote for their future. The Supreme Court, once a bastion of impartial justice, now faces a crisis of credibility, as the veil between virtual currency and real-world influence is lifted, revealing a world where the highest stakes are played out on the small screen.

In related news, President ThumbMaster has called for a national dialogue on the impact of mobile gaming on society, while also issuing a decree that all future political campaigns must be funded through actual currency, not virtual coins or in-game credits. Whether this will be enough to restore faith in the political process remains to be seen, as the citizens of Gamelot grapple with the realization that their reality may have been, all along, a level in a game they never signed up to play.

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