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In a stunning turn of events, the House of Representatives has been thrown into disarray after the latest campaign ad from the ambitious candidate, Congressman Ham Sandwich, blurred the lines between political satire and actual legislative debate. The ad, which aired during prime-time viewing hours, featured the Congressman engaging in a heated exchange with himself, employing a bizarre mixture of Shakespearean dialogue and modern internet slang.

The monologue, delivered with a straight face that would make a statue blush, had Sandwich, in one seat, decrying the "foul wenches of partisanship" that have "sullied the once-gleaming chalice of our great democracy," while his doppelganger in the opposing seat accused his counterpart of "being a total noob who doesn't even know how to dab properly."

The ad climaxed with both Sandwich personas proposing a solution to the national debt that involved "mining the moon for lunar cheese currency" and a "reality TV show format" for congressional sessions, where representatives would "battle it out in a series of challenges to solve the nation's problems."

Critics are outraged, calling the ad a "diabolical ploy to manipulate the electorate with a cacophony of nonsensical hyperbole," while supporters are praising the ad for its "genius use of satire to highlight the absurdity of our political climate."

The House Ethics Committee has announced an immediate investigation into the ad, citing concerns that the public may have difficulty distinguishing between satirical performances and genuine legislative deliberations. "It's imperative," stated Committee Chairperson Geraldine Grummer, "that the electorate maintains a clear understanding of the gravity and solemnity of our legislative process. We cannot have our proceedings mistaken for a Renaissance Faire."

As the controversy continues to unfold, political commentators and comedians alike are left scratching their heads, wondering if this is indeed satire or the early signs of a new form of political rhetoric that could redefine the campaign trail. Meanwhile, Ham Sandwich's poll numbers have skyrocketed, his campaign coffers overflowing, as the public flocks to the polls in droves, eager to cast their vote for what some are calling "the most enlightening 30 seconds of political commentary they've ever witnessed."

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