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In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits with whiplash, the impeachedached Incumbent President Cleverly, who was ousted from office in a highly publicized and contentious impeachment trial, has announced a shocking comeback bid for this year's election. Cleverly, who was accused of various high crimes and misdemeanors, including but not limited to "Excessive Joke Telling" and "Misuse of Executive Clef," was thought to be politically toast after the scandal that rocked the nation's capital.

The political landscape was abuzz with speculation as Cleverly, who had retreated to a secluded ranch in the wilds of Wyoming to "reflect on the future of the Republic," emerged with a twinkle in his eye and a press release in his hand. Flanked by a motley crew of former aides, who had previously abandoned ship faster than a piñata at a kids' party, Cleverly declared, "The people have spoken, and apparently, they've said, 'Bring back the melodrama, bring back the satire, and for the love of all that is hilarious, bring back the impeached incumbent!'"

Cleverly's campaign, which has been dubbed "The Great Comeback: A Jest in Time," has already set the internet ablaze with a series of viral videos featuring the candidate in various historical costumes, from a colonial-era patriot to a Roman gladiator, complete with a "thumbs up" sign. His slogan, "Hilariously Yours, President Cleverly," has been plastered across every available billboard from the shores of the Atlantic to the beaches of the Pacific, much to the chagrin of local ocean wildlife who are reportedly confused by the political satire.

Experts are divided on the potential success of Cleverly's campaign. Some political scientists predict a landslide victory, citing the undeniable allure of a high-stakes, reality-TV style political drama. Meanwhile, others argue that the nation is tired of theatrics and is yearning for a return to dignity and serious governance. However, the undecided voters seem to be swayed by the promise of daily press briefings that are "guaranteed to be less dry than a desert convention on the topic of geology."

As the campaign gains momentum, the Opposition Party, led by the Honorable Senator Staidly, has vowed to "fight fire with fire," announcing their own candidate who is rumored to be a professional fire-breather and juggler. The race is on, and it seems that only one thing is certain: the upcoming election promises to be the most entertaining spectacle since the Roman Gladiator games, with the added bonus of electoral votes.

In a final, defiant act, Cleverly concluded his announcement speech by stating, "They said I was through, that I was finished, but like a well-timed punchline, I'm back to remind you that in politics, as in comedy, timing is everything." Whether the nation is ready for another round of Cleverly's brand of political humor remains to be seen, but one thing is clear: the upcoming election is sure to be anything but dull.

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