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In a twist of irony that would make even the most seasoned political satirists choke on their morning coffee, President Impeached-Once, known for his fiery speeches and flamboyant tweets, has embarked on an extraordinary journey to defend the Constitution, the very document he was impeached for allegedly disregarding.

In a recent address to a group of flag-waving supporters, President Impeached-Once declared, "I am the savior of the Constitution, the guardian of our freedoms, the Lincoln of the 21st century, minus the beard and the tall hat. History will remember me not as the impeached one, but as the defender of democracy!"

The President's newfound passion for constitutional scholarship has led him to pen a series of tweets, each more erudite than the last, filled with references to the Founding Fathers and the original intent of the Constitution. His followers, mistaking his legal jargon for a new form of political poetry, have begun to recite his tweets at rallies, often forgetting to punctuate their chants with the required "USA!" at the end.

In a bid to further cement his place in history, President Impeached-Once has proposed a monumental statue of himself, draped in the Stars and Stripes, standing valiantly atop a giant book labeled "The Constitution." The proposed site? None other than the National Mall, where the Lincoln Memorial currently stands. The National Park Service, caught off guard, has yet to comment on the potential rebranding of the iconic site as the Impeached-Once Memorial.

Meanwhile, the Democratic Party, known for its steadfast commitment to the Constitution, has been thrown into disarray. Party leaders, who have spent years championing the document, now find themselves on the defensive, attempting to navigate the minefield of opposing the President's constitutional crusade without appearing unpatriotic.

As the nation watches with bated breath, political analysts predict that the battle over the Constitution will define the future of American history. Will President Impeached-Once's constitutional crusade succeed in rewriting history, or will the Democrats' long-standing dedication to the document prevail? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain: the fight for our F (Freedom, or perhaps Fervor) has never been more entertaining.

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