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In a stunning turn of events, the House of Representatives is teetering on the edge of history, with Democrats poised to initiate the first-ever impeachment proceedings against a sitting president for...wait for it...improperly using cinnamon in the White House coffee supply.

The controversy erupted last week when an anonymous sources leaked a secret recording of President FakeNameIII furtively switching the traditional Arabica beans with a spiced, cinnamon-infused variant, claiming it to be a "bold, new flavor for the American people."

The Democratic-led committee, dubbed the "Select Committee on the Integrity of American Beverages," has been conducting a thorough investigation, complete with sensory expert testimonies and taste-test sessions. The committee's report, which has yet to be released to the public, allegedly contains damning evidence that the president's coffee overhaul was a "clear abuse of executive power," according to an unnamed source within the committee.

Meanwhile, as the impeachment drumbeat grows louder, the Senate is facing a fierce standoff over a monumental tax overhaul bill. The bill, championed by the opposing party's leader, Senator GreedyWealth, promises to significantly cut corporate taxes, implement a flat tax rate for all income brackets, and introduce a new cryptocurrency-based tax evasion strategy.

The Democrats, united in their opposition to the bill, have vowed to filibuster indefinitely, citing concerns that the bill's passage would lead to a "dystopian future where the wealthy hoard all the resources, leaving the rest of us to fend for ourselves in a post-apocalyptic wasteland."

In a bold move, Senate Minority Leader Obstructionist McGrump has taken to the Senate floor, reading aloud the entire 1,200-page tax bill, claiming it to be a "cathartic experience for the American people." As the hours tick by, the Senate chamber has transformed into a surreal spectacle of legislative theater, with members from both parties alternating between passionate speeches and spontaneous naps.

As the nation holds its breath, awaiting the outcomes of these two momentous events, one thing is clear: the political landscape is more divisive than ever, and the coffee—or the lack thereof—may just be the straw that breaks the camel's back. Or should we say, the cinnamon stick that stirs the pot?

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