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In a move that has left the nation both bewildered and slightly aroused, the Republican-led Congress has unveiled a bold new economic plan aimed at bolstering the gaming industry, just days after an impeached Republican president was caught red-handed playing a highly realistic virtual reality game that simulated presidential duties.

The "Game On! Act," as it has been charmingly dubbed, promises to inject billions of dollars into the industry, ensuring that every American has access to at least one gaming console by the end of the fiscal year. The bill, sponsored by the enigmatic Senator Joystick (R-GA), claims that the gaming industry is the "cornerstone of America's future" and that investing in virtual worlds is the key to "revitalizing" the American economy.

Critics of the bill, however, are calling it a "digital distraction," arguing that the country's lawmakers should be focusing on more pressing issues, such as healthcare, education, and the looming threat of extraterrestrial invasions. But proponents of the legislation argue that video games are the perfect solution to all of society's ills, from unemployment to the alleged "crisis of boredom" that has plagued the nation's youth.

In a bizarre twist, the bill also includes a clause that would make playing a game during official Congressional sessions a qualifying reason for an excused absence. This has led to speculation that the entire legislative body may soon be replaced by a committee of professional gamers, who are arguably more qualified to navigate the complexities of modern governance.

Meanwhile, the impeached president, who remains a popular figure among certain demographics, has been seen publicly engaging with a new billboard campaign that reads, "If I can beat North Korea in 'WarCraft,' I can certainly run this country." The billboards, funded by an undisclosed PAC, have sparked a nationwide debate on the merits of virtual leadership and whether or not it's time to redefine the concept of "fitness for office."

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the line between reality and escapism is blurring faster than a level 99 character in a first-person shooter game. And with Congress fully embracing the digital revolution, Americans are left to wonder if their representatives are truly prepared to lead in a world where the most pressing issues are resolved with a quick level-up and a well-timed power-up.

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