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In a stunning twist of events, the recently impeached leader, Senator Bubblegum (R-Sweetville), has unveiled a revolutionary proposal that could rewrite the fabric of American political history. The plan, a futuristic 'Freedom Dividend,' is set to distribute the national debt to every citizen, ensuring that everyone has an equal share in the country's financial woes.

"This is not just a dividend," proclaimed Senator Bubblegum, munching on a large, ceremonial lollipop. "It's a freedom dividend, a token of our unwavering commitment to individualism and the pursuit of happiness, even if that happiness is temporarily overshadowed by the existential dread of an additional $50,000 in personal debt."

The proposal, which has been described as a 'bipartisan marvel' by political pundits, has sparked a frenzy of debate on Capitol Hill. Supporters argue that the initiative will empower citizens, giving them the financial flexibility to make bold, entrepreneurial decisions, like starting a lemonade stand or investing in a revolutionary new potato salad crowdfunding platform.

"This is the embodiment of true freedom," said Senator Berry (D-Berryville). "Imagine the economic growth! Every citizen could become a potato magnate, a lemonade tycoon. The possibilities are as endless as the national debt itself!"

Critics, however, are less enthusiastic. They fear that the plan could lead to an economic collapse, with citizens using their freedomm dividend' to fund ill-advised ventures, such as a Kickstarter campaign to revive the dial-up internet or a GoFundMe to buy a haunted VCR.

"It's financial anarchy!" exclaimed Representative WhippedCream (I-SugarPlum), who has been leading the opposition. "We're not just handing out money; we're handing out a ticket to the poorhouse. What's next? Rebate checks for unborn children? A stimulus package for pets?"

As the nation grapples with the implications of this bold new initiative, historians are already penning the seminal works that will chronicled this era. The impeached leader's 'Freedom Dividend' is poised to go down in history as either the most brilliant or the most bewildering act of political futurism ever attempted.

In the end, whether this plan will elevate Senator Bubblegum's legacy to that of a modern-day Abraham Lincoln or a discount Napoleon remains to be seen. But one thing is certain: the political games are just getting started, and the stage is set for a showdown that will determine the fate of a nation teetering on the edge of a debt-funded precipice.

Stay tuned as we continue to follow this developing story, where the only thing more uncertain than the future is the value of a dollar. Or, in this case, the value of $1,000,000 in collective national debt. God bless America, and every cent owed to her.

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