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In a bold and unprecedented move, a coalition of digital freedom advocates, tech moguls, and disgruntled cat meme connoisseurs have banded together to launch a campaign against the recently passed Internet Freedom and Responsibility Act (IFRA). The bill, which was rushed through Congress with the swiftness of a cat chasing a laser pointer, has sparked outrage among those who believe in the sacred right to unlimited access to digital kitten videos and online shopping.

The campaign, dubbed "Swipe Right for Liberty," is led by the enigmatic figure known only as "CodeBlue42," a self-proclaimed "digital freedom defender" with a mysterious past and a penchant for using internet slang. CodeBlue42 claims that the new legislation, which mandates the use of "digital IDs" for all online activities, is a direct affront to the Constitution, and could potentially lead to a dystopian future where Americans are monitored and controlled by an omnipresent "Big Brother" algorithm.

"This is about as American as apple pie and deep-fried Twinkies," CodeBlue42 declared during a press conference held in a virtual reality diner that simulated the 1950s. "We won't stand for a world where our right to browse in complete anonymity is threatened by the specter of government surveillance. What's next? Will they outlaw our right to argue with strangers on the internet over which 'Game of Thrones' character we'd defeat in a fight?"

The campaign has gained traction on social media platforms, with hashtags like #FreedomToFlick and #NoDigitalID trending alongside memes depicting the Founding Fathers wearing virtual reality headsets. Meanwhile, tech giants like "ByteLord Enterprises" and "Silicon Valley Industries" have pledged their support, promising to invest in encryption technologies that will help citizens evade the new digital ID requirements.

In a statement, a representative from ByteLord Enterprises declared, "We believe in the freedom of information and the right to privacy. Our mission is to ensure that the internet remains a place where users can enjoy the latest VR cat cafe experiences without fear of government intrusion."

As the debate rages on, many are left wondering if this is truly a fight for freedom, or if it's just an excuse to avoid getting a government-issued avatar. One thing is certain: the future of the internet hangs in the balance, and only time will tell if the "Swipe Right for Liberty" campaign will swipe left on the new legislation.

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