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In an astonishing turn of events, a group of Democratic insiders has come forward with claims that their party has been secretly working on a long-term strategy to harness the power of science to avert an imminent dystopian disaster. The plan, codenamed "Operation Quantum Leap," was allegedly conceived in a dimly lit basement by a team of rogue scientists, political strategists, and a few mysterious figures rumored to be descendants of famed inventor Nikola Tesla.

According to the insiders, the strategy involves building a vast network of underground research facilities, powered by a renewable energy source harnessed from the Earth's core, which they have humorously dubbed "Molten Liberal Logic." These facilities are said to be staffed by a legion of brilliant scientists, who are working tirelessly to develop technologies that can counteract the various doomsday scenarios predicted by the party's climate models.

Their plans include everything from weather manipulation devices to reverse global warming, to bioengineered crops that can withstand the harshest droughts and the most severe climate change-induced weather patterns. Additionally, they are rumored to be developing a new form of communication that can transcend the limitations of the internet, which they call "HyperSocialMediaConnectivity," aimed at unifying the populace under a common cause.

The insiders claim that this operation is not just a response to climate change, but also a preemptive strike against any potential dystopian future where science fiction becomes science fact. They argue that by embracing science and technology, the Democrats are positioning themselves as the only party capable of leading humanity into a utopian future, where iPhones can charge wirelessly, even when buried underground, and the concept of "alternative facts" is relegated to the dustbin of history.

While these claims remain unverified, the political world has been set ablaze with speculation and intrigue. Critics argue that the plan is nothing more than a grandiose scheme, a desperate bid to seem relevant in an age where the political landscape is increasingly dominated by reality TV stars and Twitter feuds. Meanwhile, supporters of the plan are rallying behind the hashtag #ScienceOrDystopia, calling on their representatives to publicly endorse the use of science in combating potential disasters.

As the nation holds its breath, the Democratic National Committee has released a statement, neither confirming nor denying the existence of "Operation Quantum Leap." Instead, they have simply tweeted a GIF of Einstein sticking out his tongue, leaving the world to wonder what the future holds for a party that is seemingly ready to take science fiction into their own hands.

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