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In an unparalleled turn of events that has left the nation's collective jaw on the floor, the impeached leader, President Dismayed Notingworth, has found himself at the center of a new scandal so scandalous that experts are calling it a "scandalquake." The disaster, which has been meticulously orchestrated by the usually sedate Congress, has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, causing a seismic shift in public opinion that has left geologists baffled and political analysts reaching for their thesauri to find words more dramatic than "unprecedented."

The controversy, which erupted overnight after a leaked memo suggested that Notingworth was planning to "do something," has sparked a frenzy of speculation among the public and a peculiar bout of hand-wringing among Republicans, who are known for their iron-clad composure in times of crisis. The memo, penned by an anonymous source with the suspiciously bureaucratic title of "White House Staffer with a Dramatic Flair," outlined a daring and unorthodox plan that involved Notingworth "thinking about potentially considering" a policy change.

The revelation has sent the country into a tailspin, with citizens stockpiling bottled water, non-perishable snacks, and copies of the Constitution, bracing for what many are predicting will be a "disastropocalypse." The markets have reacted with a similar level of hysteria, as the Dow Jones Industrial Average plummeted to levels not seen since the last time someone sneezed in the same Zoom call as the Federal Reserve Chair.

In response to the looming disaster, Congress has called an emergency session to debate the most pressing issues at hand, such as what color the emergency response banners should be and whether it is more appropriate to use the word "alarm" or "uproar" in official communications. Meanwhile, the opposition party has called for an immediate investigation into the matter, demanding that the impeached leader be held accountable for his thoughts, which they claim are not only dangerous but also "un-American" and "probably bad for the economy."

As the nation waits with bated breath for what comes next, political pundits are speculating that this could be the end of Notingworth's tumultuous tenure. However, in a classic case of political foreshadowing, an insider close to the impeached leader has revealed that Notingworth is actually quite fond of disasters, as they provide excellent opportunities for him to showcase his leadership skills, which he defines as the ability to delegate effectively and take credit for others' work.

In a further twist, it has been rumored that Notingworth's alleged plan to "do something" was actually a coded message to his supporters, signaling a call to arms to prepare for the upcoming "Battle of the Boulevard," a grassroots effort to determine which fast-food chain serves the superior chicken nugget.

As the world holds its collective breath, one thing is clear: the political landscape is more unpredictable than ever, and the only certainty is that the next few days will be filled with more drama, controversy, and potentially, a disaster of such proportions that it could rewrite the history books or, at the very least, prompt a new reality TV show titled "Survivor: Capitol Hill."

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