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In a groundbreaking revelation that has left political scientists and disaster response teams equally awe-struck and bewildered, a team of scientists led by the enigmatic Dr. Jane T. Gamelife has uncovered a startling correlation between the types of mobile games individuals play and their political party affiliations, particularly in disaster-stricken regions.

The study, which was conducted in the wake of a fictitious super-typhoon that devastated the picturesque yet politically polarized islands of Gamerica, found that individuals who favored the classic "Farmville" model of farming and social interaction overwhelmingly leaned towards the Democratic Party. Conversely, those who spent their disasteraster hours saving virtual princesses in "Angry Birds" were more likely to identify as Republican supporters.

Dr. Gamelife, sporting a lab coat that seemed more suited to a Cosplay convention than a scientific symposium, explained the intricacies of her findings. "Our research shows that the decision-making processes involved in virtual agriculture mirror the Democratic approach to policy, which emphasizes long-term planning and community engagement. On the other hand, the linear problem-solving and violent resolution mechanisms found in 'Angry Birds' align with the Republican ethos of direct action and decisive conflict resolution."

Political commentators have been quick to seize upon this scientific breakthrough, suggesting that in future disaster responses, the types of mobile games distributed to affected populations could be carefully calibrated to influence political allegiance. "Imagine the power," mused Senator Thumbsticker, a prominent figure in the Gamerica Senate. "We could rebuild communities and reshape political landscapes, all through the power of gaming."

Not all are convinced of the ethical implications of such a strategy. Critics argue that manipulating individuals in a vulnerable state to align with a particular political ideology is akin to exploitation, while others fear it could lead to a new era of political gaming wars, where each party vies to distribute the most ideologically-charged gaming apps.

In the midst of this political uproar, the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) has announced a new initiative: "GAME-AID," designed to provide disaster relief through the distribution of mobile games tailored to the psychological and political needs of the affected population. Whether this will lead to a more united Gamerica or a further divided populace remains to be seen. One thing is certain: the next political battlefield may just be your smartphone screen.

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