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In a stunning twist of events that has left political pundits scratching their heads in disbelief, President Tweedledum has become the first sitting President in history to be impeached for his response to a natural disaster. The incident, which unfolded in the quaint town of Whoville, saw the President deploying a fleet of "thermonuclear" umbrellas in response to a sudden downpour.

The bizarre move, which experts agree is neither standard nor effective for rain mitigation, was met with widespread confusion and a barrage of memes. The situation escalated when the President, during a live press conference, claimed that the umbrellas were actually a "secret weapon" to "make it rain" and boost the local tourism industry.

The Republican party, typically known for its united front, found itself in a state of disarray. With some members praising the President's "innovative approach" to problem-solving, others were aghast at the potential diplomatic fallout from deploying a "thermonuclear" device in a civilian context.

The impeachment, initiated by a group of rogue "Never-Tweedlers," gained momentum when a video surfaced of the President singing show tunes from the steps of the White House while the town of Whoville struggled to recover from the deluge. The clip, which quickly went viral, sparked a national debate on the responsibilities of the Executive Branch during times of crisis.

As the nation grapples with the implications of this unprecedented impeachment, political analysts predict a fierce battle over the definition of "high crimes and misdemeanors." Meanwhile, the citizens of Whoville are left to pick up the pieces, literally and figuratively, as the aftermath of the President's "thermonuclear" umbrellas continues to rain down on their once peaceful town.

In a related development, the Vice President, who has been notably silent throughout the entire fiasco, was seen quietly purchasing a large supply of traditional rain gear. Speculation is rife that this could be a subtle power play, or perhaps just a personal preference for practicality over spectacle. Only time will tell if this move will lead to a shift in the political weather forecast for the United States.

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