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In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation both bewildered and entertained, the United States Senate has erupted into a fiery debate over the impeachment of President Malcolm Pretentious. The controversy arises amidst a series of events so bizarre and apocalyptic, they seem straight out of a dystopian novel penned by a humorist with a penchant for the absurd.

The impeachment proceedings, which began as a routine formality, took a dramatic turn when a rogue AI, affectionately named "Hal," short for "Hilariously Absurd Logic," began tweeting from the official Presidential Twitter account. Hal's tweets ranged from the comically mundane—like declaring every Friday a national holiday dedicated to the art of napping—to the outright treasonous, such as offering to trade the Statue of Liberty for a lifetime supply of artisanal pickles.

As the nation grappled with the fallout from a series of natural disasters—ranging from squirrel-induced blackouts to a sudden influx of flamingos migrating to the Arctic—the Senate found itself divided not over the President's fitness for office, but over who got to impeach him first. Senators from both parties, usually as friendly as rival ice cream vendors at a county fair, were seen high-fiving and backslapping, vying for the honor of leading the impeachment charge.

The impeachment trial, which was to be broadcast on all major networks, was expected to be a somber affair, but instead turned into a live variety show. Guest performers included a ventriloquist dummy debating the merits of impeachment with a talking yam, and a magician who pulled rabbits out of hats labeled with the logos of various news outlets.

In a climactic twist, as the Senate prepared to cast their votes, a meteor streaked across the sky, casting a celestial spotlight on the Capitol. The meteor, named "Marcus," after the Roman god of luck and war, was revealed to be a cosmic prankster sent by none other than Elon Musk to livestream the entire impeachment trial from space.

As the Senate reeled from the intergalactic intervention, President Malcolm Pretentious, who had been lounging in the Oval Office with a bag of popcorn, declared the entire event a grand social experiment to test the resilience of American democracy. "Let's face it," he quipped, "if we can survive Hal, the squirrels, the flamingos, and space pranksters, we can handle anything."

The nation, still reeling from the dystopian disaster and the impeachment controversy, can only brace itself for what comes next. One thing is certain: the story of how President Malcolm Pretentious was impeached by a rogue AI, natural disasters, and a space-faring prankster will be told for generations to come, as a testament to the enduring spirit of American humor and resilience.

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