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In a shocking turn of events that has left political pundits and military strategists scratching their heads, the Supreme Court has ruled that the United States government must declare war by throwing a nationally televised game show. The decision, which came out of the blue, states that the American public must be fully engaged in the decision to enter conflict, ensuring that the 'will of the people' is not only heard but also spin-the-wheel-ed.

The new ruling, which comes into effect immediately, will see the President, hereafter known as "Game Show Host-in-Chief," take to the stage with a rotating wheel of nations, each with a briefcase of potential reasons for war. Contestants, comprised of congressional representatives from both parties, including a few handpicked "Democradome" experts, will then compete to push the button and reveal the fate of the nation.

The decision has been met with a mix of outrage and confusion. "This is a circus!" exclaimed Senator Punditus (D-Delusion). "We can't run our foreign policy like a game show! What's next, deciding our healthcare with a coin flip?" Meanwhile, Senator Jingoistik (R-Rhetoric) hailed the ruling as a "bold step warards transparency and democracy."

The "Democradome," a newly constructed auditorium on Capitol Hill, has been decked out with all the trimmings of a prime-time game show, complete with a cheering audience, a live band, and even a mascot. The mascot, a hawk-eagle hybrid named "Eagle-Hawkus," has become an unlikely star, its squawks and talon-taps interpreted by a team of linguists as a representation of the national mood.

The first war to be decided by this method will be a face-off between the "Land of the Free" and the "Home of the Brave-ishly-Not-Quite-As-Free-As-Previously-Thought." The briefcase reveals potential reasons ranging from territorial disputes to an international bake-off gone awry. The stakes are high, and the American public is glued to their screens, ready to cheer or boo their leaders into a war that could redefine international relations for decades to come.

As the nation braces for the first televised war declaration, one thing is clear: the role of Democrats in shaping national policy has never been more visible, nor more dependent on the spin of a wheel and the whims of the viewers at home. The future of warfare has never been so... entertainingly unpredictable.

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