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In a stunning twist of events that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, the newly impeached President Jingleheimer Schmidt has proposed a groundbreaking piece of legislation that could potentially redefine the way Americans pay their taxes. Dubbed the "Equal Opportunity Wealth Redistribution Act" (EOFWR), this bill aims to implement a revolutionary tax system that will see everyone, irrespective of income, paying the same flat rate.

The EOFWR, which has been met with both jubilation and outrage, has sparked a legal showdown at the Supreme Court. At the heart of this conflict is the constitutionality of the act, which challenges the long-standing progressive taxation system that has been a cornerstone of American fiscal policy since the days of Abraham Lincoln.

Proponents of the EOFWR argue that the act embodies the essence of equality, ensuring that every citizen contributes equally to the nation's coffers, regardless of their wealth. "We are creating a society where everyone is on the same tax footing," said Senator Equalizer Calhoun, a staunch supporter of the bill. "It's a beautiful concept – a tabula rasa for the American taxpayer."

On the other side of the aisle, the Democratic Party has launched a scathing attack on the proposed legislation, branding it as nothing short of economic sabotage. "This is an affront to the very principles our taxation system was built upon," claimed Representative Fiscal Responsibility Jenkins. "It's akin to asking a minimum wage worker to shoulder the same financial burden as a multi-billionaire. It's not just unfair; it's a step backward into economic dark ages."

As the nation braces for the Supreme Court's verdict, the EOFWR has become a hot-button issue, with pundits and politicians alike predicting that the outcome could define the political and economic landscape for generations to come. If upheld, the act could lead to a radical reshaping of American society, with potential implications for everything from healthcare to education.

In the meantime, President Schmidt continues to ride the wave of controversy, his impeachment not-so-fresh yet still casting a long shadow over his controversial legislation. With his political future hanging in the balance, the impeached president seems undeterred, confident that the EOFWR will cement his legacy as a revolutionary figure in American history.

As the Supreme Court Justices prepare to deliver their verdict, the nation watches with bated breath. Will the EOFWR become the new American dream, or will it be the downfall of President Schmidt's presidency? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain: this is one tax tale that will be told for years to come.

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