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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of American democracy, it has been exposed that the recently impeached leader, known affectionately as "Waggleberry," had been secretly funding his re-election campaign using funds directly siphoned from a top-secret Supreme Court project titled "Judicial Futurism Initiative."

The initiative, which was supposed to be a clandestine operation aimed at revolutionizing the legal system with advanced AI judges and telepathic jury selection processes, was instead being drained at an alarming rate, according to documents leaked to the satirical news outlet, "The Onion-Skinned Chronicle."

Sources close to the investigation, who wished to remain anonymous for fear of being appointed as a judge in the new AI-driven court system, revealed that Waggleberry's campaign had been using the funds to finance rallies featuring holographic versions of founding fathers signing the Constitution while playing dodgeball.

In a fiery press conference, the spokesperson for the Judicial Futurism Initiative, a robotic figure that spoke with the voices of nine deceased Supreme Court Justices, stated, "We were under the impression that this money was being used to create a more equitable and forward-thinking judicial system, not to fund campaign gimmicks that would make P.T. Barnum blush."

The fallout from this scandal has been immediate, with both political parties uniting in outrage, if only to maintain their own political posturing. The opposition party, led by the charismatic figure known as "Grassy Knoll," has called for immediate impeachment, while the ruling party, spearheaded by the enigmatic "Mystic Mittens," has demanded a thorough investigation, as long as it does not interfere with their scheduled virtual reality debates against historical figures.

As the nation grapples with the implications of this latest political farce, many are left wondering if the future of the Supreme Court will ever be free from the shadowy machinations of electoral politics. Meanwhile, Waggleberry's campaign team has released a statement claiming that the funds were actually a form of donation from future generations, who apparently saw the dodgeball rally as a critical opportunity to "connect with their roots."

The scandal has not only cast a pall over the political landscape but has also sparked a debate over the ethical implications of using cutting-edge technology in politics. Critics argue that AI judges may lack the moral compass needed to navigate such complex issues, while proponents counter that at least they wouldn't be influenced by campaign contributions—a sentiment that, ironically, may very well be influenced by campaign contributions.

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