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In a shocking turn of events that has left political pundits and mobile gaming enthusiasts alike aghast, the latest update for the hit game "Pocket Politician" has inadvertently uncovered a scandal so monumental that it has led to the first-ever impeachment vote initiated by a video game. The game, known for its satirical take on political life, was updated with a new level titled "Disaster Response" which, unbeknownst to developers, contained hidden data revealing an elaborate scheme orchestrated by the fictitiously named lawmakers, Senator Swindle and Representative Rake.

The plot thickened when players, who were busy strategizing their way through virtual disasters, stumbled upon a series of cryptic messages within the game's code. These messages, which seemed to be a nonsensical jumble of characters at first glance, were actually a map to a secret offshore account, brimming with funds siphoned from the nation's coffers.

As the gaming community scrambled to decipher the clues, a young, enterprising player known online as "GamerGuru911" pieced together the evidence and alerted the authorities. The House of Representatives, prompted by the gaming community's vigilance, convened an emergency session to address the revelations.

The ensuing debate was nothing short of theatrical, with members wielding controllers and quoting in-game dialogue to bolster their arguments. The minority leader, a staunch defender of the accused, was overheard attempting to discredit the evidence by claiming it was merely an "Easter egg" left by the game developers. However, his efforts were met with a chorus of disbelief from the gaming community, who had by then rallied in support of a transparent investigation.

In an unprecedented move, the House voted to impeach Senator Swindle and Representative Rake based on the evidence uncovered by "Pocket Politician." The vote was not along party lines, but rather saw representatives from both sides unite in a rare display of bipartisanship, driven by the shared sentiment that the integrity of their virtual and real worlds had been compromised.

As the nation grapples with the implications of this unprecedented turn of events, one thing is clear: the line between politics and gaming has been forever blurred. And in this new era, it seems that the power of the pocket may be mightier than the power of the purse after all.

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