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In a stark display of prioritization that would make George Orwell blush, the government has taken a dramatic turn towards dystopian theatre amidst a national disaster of unprecedented scale. As the nation grappled with the catastrophic aftermath of a natural phenomenon affectionately dubbed "Hurricanesaurus Rex," the legislative body chose to engage in political games rather than the urgent task of passing legislation to aid those in dire need.

The drama unfolded on the legislative floor where, amidst cries for immediate action, an unexpected faction known as the "Grand Old Grifters" proposed a bill that would rename the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) to the "Department of Dodge and Weave." The bill, according to the proposer, Sen. Disasterball (R-Swamp), aims to "streamline the response process by focusing on agility and evasion of responsibility."

Meanwhile, the esteemed members of the opposition, under the banner of the "Democratic Disaster Reliefers," countered with a resolution to rebrand FEMA as the "Uncle Sam's Underwhelming Assistance Machine." Led by the charismatic and silver-tongued Rep. Flood the Vote (D-Deluge), this resolution promised to deliver a "top-tier, second-to-none, totally not second-class assistance experience."

As the national capital drowned in political posturing, the actual victims of Hurricanesaurus Rex were left to fend for themselves. In a heartwarming display of camaraderie, the local population took to social media to organize their own rescue efforts, with the hashtag #SaveOurBootyRockets trending nationwide. The community-led initiative aimed to launch salvage drones equipped with essential supplies, bypassing the gridlocked governmental systems.

In an ironic twist, the one piece of bipartisan legislation that was passed with record speed was the "Epic Meme Act," which officially declared memes as the nation's new foreign policy and de facto response to international disasters. As the world watched in stunned silence, the leaders of the "Commission on Memetic Defense" (COMDEF) proudly declared that their strategy was based on a groundbreaking study that concluded "memes are the new shield Wall of China."

As the floodwaters rose and the political games continued, one couldn't help but wonder if this was, in fact, a scene from a dystopian novel come to life. But in true American fashion, the spirit of the people remained unbroken, and they carried on, using their wits, their resilience, and their memes to weather the storm.

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