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In an unprecedented move that has sent shockwaves through the halls of power and bewildered political pundits alike, a renowned political satirist has introduced a groundbreaking piece of legislation aimed at redefining the nature of war. The bill, known as the "Comedic Conflict Consolidation Act," sponsored by the charismatic and outspoken lawmaker Senator Guffaw Haw-Haw, proposes to officially recognize all wars as a form of comedy.

"Think about it," Senator Haw-Haw told a stunned press corps, his eyes gleaming with mischief. "Wars have always been a series of unfortunate events strung together like a bad sitcom. Why not embrace the absurdity and turn it into entertainment? It's high time we stop treating every international dispute like a doomsday scenario and start laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of it all."

The proposal has been met with a range of reactions, from uproarious laughter to apoplectic rage. Military experts, disaster response teams, and arms manufacturers are particularly vocal in their opposition, arguing that this legislation trivialized the suffering of millions and undermines the gravity of international conflicts.

However, supporters of the bill argue that if all's fair in love and war, then why not add humor to the mix? They claim that by framing wars as comedic performances, nations might be more inclined to settle their differences through wit and satire rather than through missiles and manifestos.

In a related development, the bill has sparked a surge of interest in political satire as a diplomatic tool. Aspiring comedians and journalists are flocking to foreign policy think tanks, hoping to hone their skills in the art of lampoonery and irony, with the aim of brokering peace talks through stand-up routines and spoof documentaries.

As the debate rages on, the international community watches with bated breath to see if Senator Haw-Haw's bold initiative will go down in history as the most audacious piece of legislature ever written, or if it will be dismissed as the ultimate joke. One thing is certain: the political landscape will never be the same again.

In the meantime, the world braces itself for the possibility of the first ever "International Comedy Festival of Armed Conflict," where nations square off not with tanks and troops, but with punchlines and pratfalls. Only time will tell if this satirical solution to global disputes will bring about world peace or end in a cascade of comedic catastrophes.

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