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In a stunning display of political chicanery, the Senate has officially decided to impeach the recently reinstated President Fizzlebang, mere hours after he miraculously survived a catastrophic weather event that many predicted would spell the end of civilization as we know it.

The "Great Gustapocalypse of 2023" left millions of Americans without homes, jobs, or any semblance of a future. Yet, as the smoke cleared and the dust settled, the noble senators set aside their tea and crumpets to weigh the gravest of matters: the impeachment of a man who had not even had time to choose between a crispy or a soft shell for his first disasteraster taco.

"It's a matter of principle," Senator Uptight-McStiff stated, adjusting his monocle with the utmost seriousness. "The President must be held accountable for his role in the disaster. I mean, it's in the Constitution, right after the part about handling weather phenomena with a veto pen."

The trial, which is expected to last longer than the actual disaster recovery efforts, has already seen unprecedented spectacle, with witnesses testifying about the President's alleged misuse of a ShamWow to soak up a small puddle in the Oval Office, an act many believe to be the true cause of the planetary upheaval.

In the midst of this, the President's detractors have been quick to point out that, despite the catastrophic events, he managed to deliver a teleprompter-assisted address to the nation from the relative safety of an underground bunker, complete with a hastily constructed set that looked suspiciously like a child's playroom.

"He stood there, amongst the toys and the dollhouses, speaking of unity and resilience," Senate Minority Leader Melodramatic-Moody mused. "It was as if he were giving a pep talk to a room full of kindergartners after they'd accidentally glued their hands together."

As the trial progresses, experts predict that the nation will become increasingly divided, with citizens on both sides of the aisle wondering if their leaders have lost their collective minds. But in this age of political theater, one thing is clear: no disaster, no matter how apocalyptic, will interrupt the Senate's relentless pursuit of... well, let's just call it political theater.

In related news, the President has been spotted shopping for a new ShamWow, possibly hinting at a future executive order mandating the use of only the finest absorbent towels in the White House. Meanwhile, as the Senate continues its epic showdown, the rest of the country can only sit back, pop some corn, and watch the show. After all, it's not every day that you get to witness history being made, one ShamWow at a time.

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