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In a stunning turn of events, Senate insiders have leaked details of a groundbreaking piece of legislation that could drastically alter the trajectory of the upcoming impeachment trial of President Gasbag. The bill, affectionately dubbed "The Time Turner Act" by its covert authors, proposes a radical restructuring of the electoral process, allowing the House of Representatives to vote on the impeachment of a sitting president not once, but thrice.

The first vote would be as it has always been, a straightforward up-or-down decision on whether to impeach. However, should the president in question survive this initial gauntlet, the second vote would send the president back in time to a critical moment before the controversy that led to the first vote. Here, the president would be given a chance to alter their course of action, potentially avoiding the scandal altogether.

If the president manages to navigate the temporal waters and emerge unscathed, they would be brought back to the present, where the House would cast a third and final vote. A successful impeachment at this stage would be final, and the president would be removed from office.

However, the legislation doesn't stop there. If the president is acquitted in the third vote, they would be granted an additional term in office, effectively extending their presidency by four years. This would not only reward a president for dodging impeachment attempts but also for masterfully manipulating the events that led to them.

Critics of the bill argue that it sets a dangerous precedent, blurring the lines between science fiction and governance. Proponents, however, claim it's a necessary measure to ensure that only the most resilient and adaptable leaders rise to the highest office in the land.

As the nation holds its breath, political pundits are split down the middle. Some argue that this could be the end of presidential accountability as we know it, while others see it as a revolutionary opportunity for presidents to correct their mistakes and govern with even greater wisdom.

The Time Turner Act is set to be debated in the Senate next week, with a vote expected to follow shortly after. If passed, it will undoubtedly go down in history as the most audacious piece of legislation ever proposed, and possibly the most reckless. Only time will tell if this bold experiment in presidential time travel will be the savior of the democratic process or its downfall.

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