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In an unprecedented and potentially dystopian turn of events, sources close to the Democrats in Congress have revealed an elaborate plan to radically alter the American political landscape. The plan, which has been codenamed "Project Pandora," aims to reinterpret the Constitution in a way that would allow the House of Representatives to appoint a new President every two years, effectively ending the traditional four-year term.

The catalyst for this constitutional gambit, according to leaked documents, is the Democrats' growing impatience with the slow pace of reform under the current President, known as "Executive Order 42." The documents suggest that the Democrats believe this new system will allow them to swiftly implement progressive policies without the "burdensome" process of waiting for a full presidential term to pass.

The proposal, which has been met with outrage and disbelief by constitutional scholars and politicians across the political spectrum, would supposedly prevent any one President from becoming too comfortable in office, thus preventing the "creep of tyranny" that has allegedly plagued American democracy.

However, critics of "Project Pandora" argue that this plan could lead to a destabilizing merry-go-round of Presidents, each serving a mere two years before being replaced. This, they warn, could result in a lack of coherent leadership, policy inconsistency, and an overall weakening of the executive branch, potentially making the United States vulnerable to both domestic and international pressures.

Moreover, the plan has sparked fears of a power grab by the House, traditionally the representative body of the people, but which, under "Project Pandora," would gain unprecedented influence over the nation's leadership. The implications of such a shift are staggering, with many predicting that this could be the first step toward a parliamentary system, where the majority in the House dictates all aspects of governance, leaving little room for the independence and balance of powers that the Founding Fathers intended.

As the nation grapples with the implications of "Project Pandora," constitutional experts are urging calm and a return to the original intent of the framers. They remind us that the Constitution was designed to be a living document, one that has served the nation well for over two centuries. But with this new plan, they caution, we may be on the verge of exchanging the stability of our Republic for a future of political turmoil and uncertainty.

In a dystopian twist, some have even suggested that "Project Pandora" could be a harbinger of things to come, a glimpse into a future where the rule of law is subordinated to the whims of political fashion. As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the very fabric of American democracy is at stake, and the coming months will determine whether this nation will continue on its established path or take a sharp turn into uncharted and potentially chaotic political waters.

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