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In a dystopian turn of events, the beleaguered coastal town of Floodedville has taken a decisive stand against the controversial political strategy of local politician Senator Dollarbills. In the wake of a devastating hurricane that left the town in shambles, the Floodedville City Council unanimously passed an ordinance banning the use of disasterr-based campaigning."

The ordinance, affectionately dubbed the "No Profiteering from Puddles" act, was a direct response to Senator Dollarbills' infamous "Soggy Solidarity Tour." During this tour, the senator, clad in a bespoke $5,000 weather-resistant suit, paraded through the flood-ravaged streets, doling out promises of aid and reconstruction while subtly hinting at a potential presidential run.

Local residents, who had been battling rising waters and toppled electrical poles, were outraged when they discovered that the senator's campaign had actually profited handsomely from the tour. The senator's merchandise, featuring slogans like "Dry Out with Dollarbills," and "Rising Above the Rest," had become a lucrative source of income, with a significant portion of the proceeds funding the senator's re-election campaign.

The town's outrage reached a fever pitch when it was revealed that the senator had not only failed to provide any tangible aid but had also been accused of diverting funds meant for disaster relief into his campaign coffers. In a bizarre defense, the senator claimed that the tour had "raised awareness" and that the "awareness" was worth more than the actual aid, sparking a firestorm of criticism and mockery across social media platforms.

The "No Profiteering from Puddles" act, which passed with a record-breaking 99.9% approval rating, includes a clause that allows for a special tax on any politician who "capitalizes on calamity" for campaign purposes. The tax funds, aptly named the "Floodedville Disaster Relief and Anti-Profit-Pandering Fund," will directly support the rebuilding efforts and provide a safety net for future disasters.

Senator Dollarbills, who has yet to comment on the new ordinance, has been seen in the vicinity of Dry Dock, a small island nation known for its lucrative tax havens. Speculation is rife that the senator may be plotting a new campaign strategy, one that, ironically, involves a more... aquatic approach to politics. Only time will tell if the people of Floodedville will remain dry from the senator's political maneuvers.

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