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In a move that has left financial experts and ordinary citizens alike in a state of bewildered awe, the Supreme Court has delivered a landmark decision on President Moneybags' controversial tax plan. The plan, which has been the subject of heated debate since its inception, aims to redefine what constitutes wealth in the United States.

In a 5-4 decision that split the court along partisan lines, the justices ruled that any individual, corporation, or entity that can successfully prove they are capable of influencing a senator's vote through campaign contributions, lobbying efforts, or sheer charisma, is henceforth exempt from federal income tax. The ruling, which has been dubbed the "Lobbyist's Liberation Act" by political commentators, is expected to drastically alter the landscape of American wealth and power.

In response to the ruling, President Moneybags released a statement declaring, "This is a monumental victory for American innovation and entrepreneurship. Now, our nation's true economic powerhouses—those with the ability to sway the hallowed halls of Congress—will no longer be shackled by the antiquated chains of taxation. They are free to invest, innovate, and create jobs as only they can."

Critics, however, argue that this decision effectively creates a new class of untaxed American aristocrats, capable of wielding influence over the legislative process with impunity. Representative Fairplay from the House of Representatives said in a fiery speech, "This decision is a slap in the face to the hardworking taxpayers of this country. It's a declaration that money, not votes, dictates the will of the nation. We are on the brink of an oligarchy, folks!"

As the nation grapples with the implications of this decision, economists predict a seismic shift in the distribution of wealth. The top 0.1% of earners, who were already disproportionately influential in Washington, D.C., are poised to become an unassailable economic elite, with the potential to shape policy and influence elections without the constraints of tax liability.

In a related development, the IRS has announced the creation of a new bureau dedicated to monitoring the activities of the newly exempted entities, in a bid to ensure that the spirit of the law is upheld. However, critics are skeptical, pointing out that the bureau will be funded by—you guessed it—the same beleaguered taxpayers who will now be competing with untaxed billionaires for economic opportunities.

As the dust settles on this judicial earthquake, one thing is clear: the American political and economic landscape has been forever altered. Whether this will lead to a new era of prosperity or a deepening of the chasm between the haves and the have-nots remains to be seen. But one thing is certain—the next few years will be nothing short of historically unprecedented.

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