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In a stunning turn of events, sources close to the Executive Mansion have revealed that President Gamestop III, amidst a national catastrophe of epic proportions, was spotted not in the Situation Room coordinating a response, but rather in the Oval Office's secret 'Gamer's Den,' engrossed in an epic battle against a virtual dragon.

The revelation comes as the nation was reeling from the unprecedented 'Great Corn Maze Collapse,' a disaster that has left dozens of tourists and a handful of confused crows trapped in a 5-mile labyrinth of cornstalks. As first responders and a team of brave cornologists worked tirelessly to navigate the treacherous landscape, our nation's leader was reportedly more focused on mastering the art of 'Fireball Magic!' in the popular online game, 'Wizard's Quest.'

An anonymous source, known only as 'MarioPeak,' leaked a series of photographs to the press, showing the President in full digital wizard regalia, complete with a sparkling cloak and a pointy hat adorned with an emblem that curiously resembled the presidential seal. The source claimed that President Gamestop III was heard exclaiming, "This is more important than any press conference or Twitter rant. In here, I'm not just the President; I'm the Grand Sorcerer DrakonFire IV!"

The White House initially denied the allegations, issuing a statement that the President was 'in a high-level strategy meeting to address the corn maze disaster.' However, further investigation by our crack team of investigative corn chip enthusiasts uncovered an official schedule that had been suspiciously altered, with the word 'Gaming' scribbled over what was supposed to be a session of the National Disaster Response Council.

As the country grapples with the implications of this scandal, political pundits are already drawing comparisons to the infamous 'Watergate Maze' and the 'Monica Maze' of years past. Meanwhile, the social mediaverse has erupted in a frenzy of memes, with hashtags like #GamestopGate and #DrakonFireDisaster trending alongside #CornMazeMayday.

The impeachment probe, which had been quietly simmering on the back burner, has now reached a boiling point, with calls for a special committee to investigate the President's 'un-presidential' behavior during a time of national crisis. Critics argue that if the President cannot prioritize real-world disasters over virtual ones, he may need to reconsider his fitness for office.

In a rare public appearance, the President attempted to quell the growing outrage, stating, "I assure the American people that I have not forgotten about the corn maze. In fact, I've been consulting with leading experts on maze escapology and fireball strategy. Rest assured, we have a plan that involves both corn maze navigation skills and advanced dragon-fighting techniques. You can take that to the bank—or the bank of Azeroth, where true leadership is forged!"

As the nation awaits the next chapter in this unfolding drama, one thing is clear: the political landscape has never seen a scandal quite like #GamestopGate. Whether this will be a game-changer or simply another level in the political game remains to be seen.

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