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In a shocking turn of events, President Zeno Futuristic has become the first sitting president to be impeached for his groundbreaking approach to science policy. The impeachment, initiated by a coalition of congressional representatives known as the "Time-Traveling Tribunal," accuses President Futuristic of recklessly experimenting with the fabric of time and space.

The tribunal's spokesperson, Representative Clockwise, a staunch advocate for "traditional" scientific methods, claimed that the president's initiatives, which included teleportation commuter programs and a national quantum computing overhaul, were "unprecedented, unconstitutional, and frankly, un-American."

The president's detractors argue that his vision for a futuristic society, which heavily relied on cutting-edge scientific advancements, was too radical for the American public. They point to the infamous "Temporal Transit Terminal" debacle, where President Futuristic attempted to construct a network of interstellar portals, as a prime example of his overreach.

In a statement released from the Oval Office, President Futuristic responded with characteristic defiance. "The future is not a place you can regulate," he declared. "It's a destination that we, as a nation, must be brave enough to reach for. My impeachment is not the end of progress; it's a misguided attempt to halt the inevitable march of human innovation."

Meanwhile, on the Senate floor, Senator Timeless, a vocal supporter of President Futuristic's futurist agenda, proposed an amendment that would "legislate the inevitability of progress." His bill, dubbed the "Temporal Responsibility Act," aims to protect futurist endeavors from political interference by mandating that any scientific advancement deemed "too futuristic" for the current era be placed in a suspended animation of policy review until deemed appropriate for implementation.

As the nation grapples with the implications of this unprecedented political showdown, the world watches with bated breath to see whether the hallowed halls of Congress can withstand the tidal wave of progress, or if the future will indeed be relegated to the realm of fantasy.

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