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In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits and armchair historians alike scratching their heads in disbelief, the recently impeached President Dystopianus has inadvertently provided an eerily accurate roadmap to the future of American democracy. Sources close to the President have revealed that the dystopian leader's penchant for Twitter diatribes, conspiratorial rants, and reality television-style governance was, in fact, a carefully crafted blueprint for a not-so-distant future where the line between entertainment and political leadership becomes as blurred as the vision of a myopic owl at dawn.

Historians have been quick to point out that the impeachment itself was not just a political coup but a pivotal moment in history that has set the stage for a reality where the presidency is a role that can be played by anyone with a flair for the dramatic and a disregard for facts. "It's like the plot of a Black Mirror episode come to life," said Dr. Temporis, a historian with a penchant for predicting the future based on past faux pas. "We've always known that truth was the first casualty of war, but who would have thought it would also be the first casualty of the White House?"

The implications are dire. If President Dystopianus' impeachment has indeed opened the floodgates to a future where politicians are chosen based on their ability to entertain rather than govern, then we may soon find ourselves in a world where the Oval Office is indistinguishable from the set of a reality TV show, complete with dramatic twists, backstabbing alliances, and a voting public that decides the fate of nations based on who they find most "entertaining."

Moreover, the President's post-impeachment career move into the world of futurism has only served to cement this dark forecast. His recent prediction that flying cars would replace the humble automobile by 2025 has sparked a frenzy of excitement among the gullible masses, who are now pinning their hopes on a future of traffic-free skies and hover-commutes. However, skeptics caution that this may just be another grand illusion, a distraction from the real issues at hand, or perhaps a cunning plot to keep the populace entertained while the foundations of democracy crumble beneath their feet.

As the nation grapples with the reality of a post-impeachment political landscape, one thing is clear: the future is not just uncertain; it's being scripted by those with a flair for the dramatic and a disregard for history. And if President Dystopianus' career trajectory is any indication, the stage is set for a future where the only certainty is uncertainty, and the only truth is the one that sells the most tickets.

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