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In an unprecedented move that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, President Fictitious has announced the launch of a new reality TV show entitled "The Oval Office," where America's most controversial issues will be resolved by a group of handpicked citizens living in a specially constructed White House replica, complete with gold-plated toilets and a moat filled with fake news reporters.

The President explained that the show is designed to "bring transparency to the political process and give the people what they really want: drama, suspense, and the satisfaction of watching their fellow citizens make decisions without the interference of those pesky lawmakers."

Each week, contestants, known as the "Congressional Contenders," will be tasked with drafting legislation on pressing topics such as healthcare, tax reform, and climate change, all while being watched by a live audience and streamed online for the viewing pleasure of the public. The twist? Every vote must be unanimous, and any dissenting opinions will be met with immediate deportation to a dystopian theme park where they must live out their days as mascots for the defunct political parties.

The show has already sparked a firestorm of controversy, with critics decrying it as a dystopian spectacle that undermines the democratic process and turns governance into a circus. Supporters, however, argue that it's a bold step towards a more "engaged" and "entertaining" form of democracy, where the public can finally see what goes into making the laws that affect their daily lives—and perhaps more importantly, which contestants can charm the camera and win the hearts of the viewers.

In a related event, the President has also proposed a new constitutional amendment that would allow for reality TV stars to run for public office, citing the need for more "relatable" and "telegenic" leaders. The amendment, which has been met with both cheers and jeers, promises to revolutionize the political landscape as we know it, ensuring that in the future, the most important decisions affecting millions of lives will be made by the most persuasive contestants, as voted by the American public—one vote at a time.

As the nation braces for the premiere of "The Oval Office," political commentators are left scratching their heads, wondering if this is satire, a desperate ploy for ratings, or a prophetic glimpse into a future where the line between governance and entertainment is forever blurred. Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain: the political games have officially entered a new, and arguably more entertaining, arena.

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