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In a stunning display of partisan unity, the United States Senate has passed a piece of legislation that, quite literally, takes the concept of "virtual war" to a whole new level. The bill, known as the "Game of Throne Act of 2023," was introduced by the enigmatic Senator Jon Sparrow, a man whose love for fantasy and strategic depth has seemingly eclipsed his interest in real-world governance.

The act, which sailed through the Senate with a vote of 98-1, aims to officially recognize and regulate mobile games as a form of "virtual civic engagement." This means that any player who achieves the rank of "Warlord" in the hit mobile game "Conquest of the United States" will be granted the same diplomatic and military considerations as if they had led a battalion in a real-world conflict.

"I believe that our citizens are not only entitled to a form of recreation but also to a platform where their strategic and leadership abilities can be recognized and wararded," Sparrow declared in a press release that was, ironically, riddled with historical inaccuracies and grammatical errors.

Meanwhile, the Supreme Court is embroiled in a heated debate over the legality of such virtual wars, with Justices Elena Rigby and John McBush facing off in a battle that could redefine the definition of "sovereignty" in the digital age. The court's decision could potentially invalidate the Senate's new legislation, leading to a constitutional crisis of epic proportions.

In related news, the Pentagon has reportedly requested a briefing on the tactical advantages and potential vulnerabilities of deploying "virtual soldiers" in actual combat situations. Defense Secretary James "Mad Dog" Mattis, who has been known to secretly enjoy the occasional round of "Conquest of the United States," is said to be deeply conflicted over the idea of integrating gameplay with real-world military strategy.

As the nation watches in a mixture of awe and bewilderment, one thing is clear: the line between reality and fantasy is becoming increasingly blurred in the hallowed halls of Capitol Hill. And while some see this as a dangerous precedent, others are simply eager to witness the first "Warlord" to be sworn into the Oval Office.

In other news, Senator Sparrow's office has announced that he will be holding a "Strategic Pancake Breakfast" next week to discuss the future of virtual diplomacy and to unveil his new bill, the "Dietary Victuals for a Digital Age Act." Rumor has it that the event will feature a live demonstration of a "Virtual Bake-Off," where participants will compete to create the most realistic digital pastry.

Stay tuned, dear readers, as this saga unfolds, and remember: in the world of politics, reality is often just another level to be unlocked.

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