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In a stunning exposé that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, sources deep within the clandestine corridors of power have revealed a secret meeting that took place at the luxurious, yet mysterious "The Oval Carpet Inn," where the President, a select group of Supreme Court Justices, and a cadre of key Republicans gathered to discuss the future of the United States.

The meeting, code-named "Operation Judicial Jamboree," was reportedly organized to orchestrate a grand plan to overhaul the country's political system. The agenda, leaked by a whistleblower who goes by the pseudonym "Deep State Throat," suggests a plot to amend the Constitution in a way that would allow the President to serve indefinitely, while the Supreme Court Justices would be granted the power to veto any legislation, effectively making them the ultimate arbiters of American law.

The key Republicans, known as "The Grand Old Party Puppeteers," were said to be present to ensure that the National Rifle Association's interests were safeguarded in the new political order. The proposed amendment, according to the leaked documents, would also enshrine the right for every American citizen to own a nuclear weapon, as long as they passed a simple online quiz.

In a statement that was equal parts baffling and hilarious, the White House Press Secretary, a man whose credibility rivals that of a used car salesman in a snowstorm, denied any involvement in the clandestine gathering. He claimed that the President was, at the time of the meeting, engaged in a deeply important and completely unrelated activity: personally handcrafting a life-sized sculpture of Mount Rushmore out of cheddar cheese in the Oval Office.

The Supreme Court, in a rare joint communiqué, stated that any reports of their involvement in such a meeting were nothing more than "fake justice" and that they were, in fact, busy drafting a landmark decision to make waterboarding legal during routine dental check-ups to "streamline the judicial process."

Meanwhile, the Grand Old Party Puppeteers released a statement asserting their unwavering commitment to the Second Amendment, and that they were, in fact, in a secret meeting to discuss the possibility of renaming the country to "Gundamental USA," in honor of their constituents' love for firearms.

As the nation grapples with the implications of these revelations, political pundits and late-night talk show hosts are already gearing up for what promises to be the most hilarious and outrageous election cycle in American history. The only question left is: will the American people wake up to find that their democracy has been transformed into a political circus, or will they rise up and demand a government that respects the Constitution, the rule of law, and, most importantly, the sanctity of cheddar cheese sculptures?

Stay tuned, America. This story is far from over.

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