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In a bizarre twist of events, the recently impeached President Fibber Mclie is now at the center of a heated debate that has left scientists scratching their heads and politicians rubbing their hands in glee. The controversy stems from an economic policy that Fibber implemented just before his ousting, which, remarkably, seems to have taken on a life of its own.

The policy, known as the "Grand Old Economic Model" (GOEM for short), was a brainchild of Fibber and his team of unconventional economists, who believed that by incentivizing businesses to produce 'virtual goods,' the country's GDP would soar to previously unimaginable heights. The idea was simple: instead of creating tangible products, companies would focus on developing immaterial items that exist only in the digital realm. These ranged from virtual beachfront properties to digital collector's items, such as 'Rare Pixel Pigeon #42.'

At first, the policy was met with skepticism, with many experts questioning the sustainability of an economy based on virtual assets. However, as the policy was embraced by the Republican-led Senate, the unthinkable happened. The digital economy began to thrive. Americans flocked to investment platforms like 'E-conomy' and 'CryptoKickbacks,' funneling their savings into virtual real estate and digital artifacts.

The Senate, seizing the opportunity to showcase the success of their political acumen, declared the policy a resounding triumph of economic innovation. They even went as far as to suggest that the GOEM could be the future of global economics, a bold claim that led to international ridicule and an influx of 'What the Fibber?' memes across the globe.

But the plot thickens. Scientists from various disciplines, including quantum economics and digital astrophysics, have now stepped into the fray. They argue that the GOEM, in its pursuit of economic growth, may have inadvertently altered the laws of physics. "We're seeing anomalies in the gravitational pull of Earth," one scientist, Dr. Byte, claimed. "It seems that all those virtual goods are exerting a new kind of force, a 'data gravity' that could potentially alter the planet's orbit."

In response, the Republican-led Senate has called for a series of debates, not between economists and scientists, but between data analysts and astrologers. The purpose, they claim, is to "explore all avenues of knowledge" and to "ensure that the American people have access to the most diverse range of opinions."

As the nation watches in anticipation, one thing is clear: the legacy of the impeached President Fibber Mclie continues to cast a long shadow, influencing the economy, the Senate, and the very fabric of reality itself. Only time will tell if this grand experiment will lead to a new era of prosperity or if it will collapse under the weight of its own virtual ambitions.

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