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In a shocking turn of events, the United States finds itself teetering on the precipice of a constitutional crisis that could see the impeachment of its sitting President, General Thomas Tactical, amidst explosive allegations that he single-handedly initiated a global thermonuclear war to boost his approval ratings.

The controversy began to unfold when a top-secret document, leaked to the satirical journal "The Onion, Inc.," revealed that President Tactical had commissioned a series of highly controversial warr-as-marketing" seminars, which purportedly taught military leaders how to use the specter of nuclear conflict as a strategic tool to sway public opinion and ensure electoral Congress

Congress, a body known for its steely resolve and unwavering integrity, has convened an emergency session to deliberate on this grave matter. "We cannot stand idly by while our Commander-in-Chief turns the office of the presidency into a reality TV show," bellowed Senator Smirkington F. Repeater, chairman of the committee on national dignity. "If these allegations are true, it's not just an impeachable offense; it's an impeachable tragedy."

Meanwhile, across the nation, citizens were glued to their screens, watching in awe and horror as the first nuclear volleys painted the skies with the vibrant hues of mutual assured destruction. "I always knew politics was a bloodsport," mused Joey Sixpack, a middle-American everyman and avid viewer of the national spectacle. "But who would've thought the main event would be a real-world game of Risk?"

As the world holds its breath, the fate of the United States – and indeed, the planet – hangs in the balance. Will Congress muster the courage to impeach a sitting president who has gambled away the future of humanity in a high-stakes game of political poker? Or will they fold to the forces that have led the nation down this perilous path? The answer, dear reader, is as clear as the radioactive ash falling from the sky.

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