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In an unprecedented turn of events, the political landscape of the nation was left reeling after a popular mobile game, "Swipe Right for President," accurately predicted the shift in power just days before the highly anticipated election. The game, developed by the enigmatic Silicon Valley virtuoso Dr. Bytewiser, had players matching political policies with voter demographics to create a "policy cocktail" that would supposedly "mix the perfect political potion."

The scientific community was sent into a tailspin when the game's algorithm, known as the "Bytewiser Constituent Predictor (BCP)," proved to be more prophetic than any pundit or pollster. The BCP, which uses a complex blend of artificial intelligence, quantum algorithms, and what the developers referred to as "psychic voting patterns," not only predicted the new administration but also foretold a series of events that would unfold over the next term.

The revelation led to a frenzy of activity in Washington, with both political parties scrambling to understand how a game could outshine their expensive data analysis teams. The White House, in an official statement, confirmed that a task force had been assembled to investigate the game's accuracy and its potential to influence future elections.

In a bizarre twist, the game's prediction coincided with a baffling natural disaster. A mysterious cosmic event, dubbed the "Political Star Alignment," was said to have aligned the stars in such a way that they "cast a celestial light" on the true will of the people. Conspiracy theorists were abuzz with the idea that the game was not just predicting the future but was also influenced by this cosmic event.

Dr. Bytewiser, a recluse who rarely speaks to the press, was heard through a spokesperson saying, "The stars have always guided us, it's just now we have the technology to listen." The tech community erupted with debate over the implications of such technology, with some hailing it as the future of data-driven governance and others fearing a dystopian future where the fate of a nation was left to the whims of a mobile game.

As the nation braced itself for the incoming administration, the only certainty was that the upcoming term would be one for the history books. Politicians, pundits, and the public alike were left to ponder the future, wondering if their votes were now merely a prelude to the digital oracles of tomorrow.

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