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In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits rubbing their eyes in disbelief, a faction of Republican senators has launched an impeachment motion against President Bigly, just as the nation was gearing up for a seemingly inevitable war with the neighboring country of Freedonia.

The impeachment charges, leaked to our intrepid news team under the cover of a "classified luncheon," allege that President Bigly has been secretly recording his own colonoscopies for use as reality TV programming, a move that, according to the leaked document, "has deeply offended the sacred and time-honored tradition of medical privacy, and the sanctity of daytime television."

As the country grapples with the shocking betrayal, Democratic leaders have called for an immediate ceasefire in the impending war, insisting that the nation's attention must be focused on this "constitutional emergency." Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi-Simpson, declared from the Capitol steps, "We cannot, in good conscience, engage in a war when our very democracy is at stake due to the outrageous antics of our sitting president!"

Meanwhile, Republican ranks have splintered, with hawkish members of Congress rallying to President Bigly's defense, brandishing copies of reality TV ratings as evidence of the populace's unwavering support for his vision of "reality TV for the people, by the people." Moderate Republicans, on the other hand, are seen skulking in the halls, muttering about the party's "dire need for a rebranding."

In the midst of this political earthquake, the nation's military commanders are reportedly drafting a new war strategy that includes the deployment of "soft power" tactics, such as sending celebrity influencers to Freedonia to "win hearts and minds" with viral dance challenges.

As the impeachment drama unfolds, citizens across the country are left wondering if this is, in fact, the plot of a new hit show, and whether their lives are becoming indistinguishable from a satirical political farce. One thing is certain: the TV ratings are through the roof, and the war with Freedonia might just have to wait. After all, in today's fast-paced media landscape, who needs international conflict when you have the spectacle of political chaos at home?

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