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In a dramatic turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of the United States Senate, a courageous insider has come forward with damning evidence of a sprawling conspiracy that threatens the very fabric of our democracy. The whistleblower, a minor janitor at the Capitol known only as "Clean Sweep," unveiled a labyrinthine network of illicit dealings and corruption so vast that it calls into question every election result since the dawn of time.

Clean Sweep, who has been employed in the Senate building for a mere two months, claims to have stumbled upon a secret underground bunker, replete with a James Bond villain lair-style control room, where politicians from both major parties gather to orchestrate their nefarious schemes. "I was just vacuuming up some 'lost' campaign finance reports when I heard them plotting to rig the next election," Clean Sweep exclusively told our intrepid investigative team, his voice a mixture of outrage and betrayal.

The insider revealed that the politicians, who he affectionately dubbed "The Dirty Dozen," have been using a sophisticated algorithm, affectionately named "VoteBot 3000," to manipulate voter turnout, swap votes, and even alter the outcome of key races. "They think they can pull the wool over our eyes, but I've got eyes in the back of my head, and let me tell you, they weren't voting for me for Janitor of the Year," Clean Sweep proclaimed, his mop held aloft like a torch in the midst of this political tempest.

The revelation has sparked a firestorm of controversy and has led to a Congressional inquiry that has the potential to upend the current political landscape. "We are shocked, absolutely shocked," said Senator Pristine Patterson, Chairwoman of the Senate Select Committee on Ethics and Integrity, or as she's affectionately known among her peers, "The Watchdog with a Wagging Tail." Patterson assured the public that the committee would "get to the bottom of this and make sure that the sacred institution of democracy remains untainted."

As the nation holds its collective breath, Clean Sweep has been placed into a witness protection program, with the codename "Mr. Scrub-a-Dub-Dub." Security has been tightened around the Capitol, and rumors are swirling that the National Guard has been called in to maintain order in the face of this unprecedented scandal.

In a poignant twist, Clean Sweep has expressed a desire to run for Senate in the next election, claiming that if a part-time janitor can uncover such a vast conspiracy, imagine what he could do as a full-time lawmaker. "I've seen the dirty laundry of Washington, and I'm here to clean house," Clean Sweep declared, his broom wielded like a scepter.

As the dust settles and the truth comes to light, one thing is clear: the electorate's faith in the political process has been dealt a severe blow, and it remains to be seen if the institutions of our government can survive this latest political earthquake. Stay tuned as this story develops, and remember, in the world of politics, sometimes the janitor sees more than the kings and queens on their thrones.

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