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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the political and gaming communities alike, it has come to light that the nation's political climate and the looming threat of war are being subtly influenced by none other than the addictive world of mobile gaming. Sources close to the President, known as "Gamer-in-Chief" by his inner circle, have confirmed that the leader's strategic decisions are influenced by his play-throughs of popular games like "Angry Birds: Pigs Might" and "Clash of Clans: Global Domination."

Insiders report that the President's recent foreign policy initiatives are a mirror image of his in-game moves, with military maneuvers and diplomatic moves mirroring his tactics in the virtual realm. "He's like a chess master, but instead of a board, he's playing out war strategies on a global scale based on what he learned from 'Boom Beach,'" a White House aide whispered under the breath, fearing the revelation would be met with public outrage.

The nation's economy is also feeling the impact of the gaming revolution. A surge in the stock prices of mobile game developers coincided with a record-breaking budget allocation for the Department of Defense, leading to speculation that the two may be more intertwined than previously thought. Economists are now predicting a new era of "GameFuelled Capitalism," where the success of a nation's economy is directly tied to the popularity of its mobile gaming industry.

Meanwhile, opposition parties have called for an impeachment inquiry, not over any alleged scandals or policy failures, but because they claim the President is spending more time on his phone than on legislative duties. "We're witnessing a nation being led by a man who prioritizes virtual pig rescues over real-world diplomacy," exclaimed Senator Porkbelly, the leader of the Opposition Party, during a fiery speech on the Senate floor.

As the political chessboard becomes increasingly influenced by the world of mobile gaming, citizens are left wondering if their leaders are truly in control or if they're just pawns in a high-stakes game of "Civilization VI." The only certainty is that the next major political or military move could very well be inspired by the next in-game achievement or level-up.

In related news, a grassroots movement has emerged, calling for the establishment of a "Ministry of Gamification" to harness the power of mobile gaming for national development and to ensure that the President's next virtual conquest doesn't accidentally trigger a real-world war. Only time will tell if this will be a game-changer for the nation, or if the leaders will continue to roll the dice on their smartphones, hoping for a triple seven.

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