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In an event that has left political pundits scratching their heads in disbelief, the House of Representatives has officially declared a new amendment to the Constitution, one that redefines the very essence of personal freedom. This groundbreaking legislation, passed with a staggering 98% bipartisan consensus, has sparked a frenzy of debate across the nation, with citizens questioning what this means for the future of their personal liberties.

The amendment, cleverly named the "Freedom Redefinition Act of 2023" (FRA2023), was introduced by the esteemed Representative Libertyfield (R-Tallahassee) and co-sponsored by the wise and venerable Senator Patricia Washington (D-Baltimore). The FRA2023 stipulates that freedom is no longer an abstract concept but a tangible asset, subject to taxation, trade, and even impeachment if misused.

The implications of this new amendment are vast. For instance, the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has already begun drafting a new tax bracket for freedom, with rates varying depending on the freedomm score" of each individual. Those with higher scores, presumably due to their ability to exercise their freedom in a socially acceptable manner, will enjoy lower tax rates, while those with lower scores may face hefty fines.

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has also been mobilized to ensure the proper utilization of freedom. In a statement, the Secretary of Homeland Security, Alexander Steel, declared, "We are committed to safeguarding the homeland from the misuse of freedom. Our agents will be monitoring citizens to ensure that their exercise of freedom aligns with the common good and does not infringe upon the freedom scores of their fellow Americans."

The most shocking development, however, came when President Thomas Jefferson II, in a rare display of bipartisan cooperation, signed the Impeachment of Freedom Act (IoFA) into law. This act allows for the impeachment of freedom itself, should it be found to be acting against the interests of the nation. In a surprising twist, the first impeachment proceedings have been initiated against the freedom of speech, with accusations that it has been spreading "divisive and inflammatory" content.

The Republican Party, traditionally staunch defenders of freedom, has been split down the middle. Some members, like the charismatic Representative John Wayne Smith (R-Houston), have hailed the FRA2023 as a necessary step to ensure that freedom is used responsibly. Others, led by the fiery Senator Elizabeth Duke (R-Austin), have denounced the act as a blatant attack on personal liberties, vowing to launch a counter-movement to "reclaim freedom from the clutches of bureaucracy."

As the nation grapples with this new definition of freedom, one thing is clear: the House of Representatives has taken a bold step into uncharted territories of governance. Whether this will lead to a more organized and responsible exercise of personal liberties, or plunge the country into an Orwellian dystopia, remains to be seen. But one thing is certain—the history books will have a field day with this one.

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