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In a stunning turn of events, the House of Representatives has launched a groundbreaking campaign, affectionately dubbed "Operation Console Command," to champion the cause of economic freedom and innovation through the medium of video games. The bill, proposed by the enigmatic Representative Joystick-Thompson, aims to deregulate the gaming industry, allowing game developers to unleash their creative potential without the shackles of government interference.

"We're talking about a virtual revolution here," declared Joystick-Thompson in a recent press conference, flanked by an entourage of NPCs (Non-Player Characters) dressed in colonial attire, symbolizing the liberation of the gaming world from the tyranny of the 'Economy Simulator 2023' – a metaphor for the current economic system, of course.

The campaign promises to dismantle antiquated legislation that has been hindering the growth of the gaming industry, such as the infamous "In-App Purchase Act of 2009" and the "Mature Content Censorship Law of 1872." These laws, according to the campaign's manifesto, stifle innovation and limit the economic potential of virtual worlds, where, as we all know, the only limit is your imagination... or your internet data cap.

In a bold display of solidarity, the campaign organizers have called upon gamers across the nation to join a simultaneous 'Play-In' on Capitol Hill, where participants will demonstrate the power of gaming by livestreaming their gameplay to representatives, showcasing the rich economic ecosystems within each game. The event is expected to be a spectacle of epic proportions, featuring tournaments, cosplay contests, and live debates on the importance of in-game currencies to the global economy.

Critics of the campaign have raised concerns, claiming that such deregulation could lead to an economic free-for-all, where the lines between virtual assets and real-world currency blur to a point of confusion. However, Joystick-Thompson and his allies dismiss these fears, arguing that the free market of virtual goods has proven to be a robust and self-regulating system that can inspire real-world economic innovation.

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the gaming industry is on the brink of a new era, where the only limitations are the boundaries of our imagination... and maybe the technical limitations of the PlayStation 5. The future of economic freedom and innovation may very well rest in the hands of those who hold the controllers. Game on, congressmen and women. Game on.

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