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In a shocking turn of events that has left political commentators and futurists alike scratching their heads, Senator Briefcase (D-Wealthy Suburbs) has proposed a groundbreaking new constitutional amendment that would fundamentally alter the American economic model. The amendment, titled "The Galactic Monetary Act of 2023," suggests that the United States adopt a "Kryptonian Credit System," based on the fictional alien currency from the popular sci-fi franchise "Superman."

The proposal, which was met with a mix of bewilderment and applause from both sides of the aisle, outlines a system where the dollar would be completely phased out in favor of a new unit of account called the "Zon," named after Superman's home planet. According to the bill, the Zon would be backed by the "rarest element in the universe," Kryptonite, which, as we all know, is nearly indestructible and holds immense value.

Senator Briefcase, flanked by a group of quantum physicists and economists wearing capes and tights, argued that the Kryptonian Credit System would "usher in an era of unparalleled economic growth and stability." He claimed that the new system would be immune to inflation, deflation, and even market crashes, as the value of the Zon would be determined by the "super strength" of Kryptonite.

Critics, however, have been quick to point out the logistical impossibilities and the sheer absurdity of basing an entire economy on a fictional element. "It's like trying to build a bridge using nothing but fairy dust," quipped Senator Grumpy (R-Rural Heartland), who has vowed to filibuster the bill until he gets a clear explanation of how one would mine Kryptonite without, as he put it, "a magic ring."

Supporters of the amendment, on the other hand, are undeterred. They argue that the adoption of such a futuristic model would position the United States as a world leader in innovation and put us at the forefront of what they call "the next industrial revolution." Dr. Quantum (I-Inventor's Guild), a leading advocate for the bill, has promised that with the power of Kryptonite, "we will not only solve our current economic woes but also unlock the secrets of interstellar travel."

As the debate rages on in the Senate, many are left to wonder if this is a serious proposal or a satirical jab at the complexity of modern economics. One thing is certain: if the Galactic Monetary Act of 2023 were to pass, it would undoubtedly be the most out-of-this-world economic decision in American history.

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